"Wise Sayings" by Ethan Chione

1.  "If the fish isn't bad eat it."

2.  "You can't have a baby without proper plumbing."

3.  "People will eat anything if they're hungry enough."

4.  "You can't make every rat your pet."

5.  "If you want to be happy then find a rooster."

6.  "Be patient and you shall receive."

7.  "Not all dentists are evil clowns, but they are all secret agents."

8.  "You can't be a star and not shine."

9.  "Every potato has its skins."

10.  "Just because someone is taller than you doesn't mean they're shorter."