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That annoying weird kid with the "Tarantulas are people too!" shirt

He's watching you as you eat your sandwich

To your greatest disturbance he gets up and approaches you

He leans in close and whispers in your ear

"You've got mayonnaise on your shirt"

Now you feel like the weird kid

Now everyone is staring at you and your mayo shirt

You decide to leave your half eaten sandwich

You begin to partake of thine pickle that layeth upon thine plate

It's good...almost too good to be true

That salty deliciousness that fills your mouth with joy and wonder

But Mr.Weirdo is still watching you

You're starting to feel uncomfortable...very uncomfortable

Now you have to say something

You don't want to be a jerk but you're trying to eat

So you get up and walk over to the weird kid who is sitting on the other side of the room

"Dude, you're creeping me out"  you say flatly

"Dude, fine" he says as he gets up and walks out

But before leaving he turns dramatically and gives you a "You're a butt" look

So you go back to eating, but you aren't hungry now

That last look from the weirdy messed up your appetite

So now you sit and stare at your food

Your half gone sandwich and partially eaten pickle

You wonder what you should take from this incident

And decide to go watch TV instead of think

Everyone watches you as you walk out of the room

Before you leave, you turn dramatically...and blow a kiss