Life Is A Video Game

Life is like a video game, except in super ultra hardcore mode.  Every night you go to sleep your progress is saved.  Every task you have is a quest.  You even have a health bar, you just don't actually see it.  You have to eat and drink to keep your HP up.  And every time you complete a task or quest you gain XP, or a the end of every day.  Every year is a new level, and every day brings you closer to the next level.  Sadly, there are no cheat codes to this game.  Whether you win or lose depends purely on you.  Give up on life, you lose the game.  Work hard and keep playing, you're bound to win.  If you should die during the game this doesn't mean you lose, it means you go to the bonus round.  Oh, and one of the best parts is you can make up your own theme music to your life, or you can pick songs to be your theme.  It's really quite fun.  Life is just a really realistic video game, so what do you say?  Shall we play?